Oh you’re going on a bike ride? Where’s your helmet? Do you know how many patients I’ve taken care of who didn’t think they needed a helmet?
You forgot to flush…and your urine’s pretty concentrated. Are you drinking enough water?
Oh it’s Christmas Eve? Its the perfect time for us all to complete our advanced directives!
You wanna get a mani/pedi? I’ll pass, but feel free to go pick up a few infections!
I’m a pediatric hospice nurse and I endorse the Debbie Downer message.
He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.
WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME
Oh my goodness
This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!
****ACTUALLY INVENTED BY THIS LADY!***
Still wonderful though!
We do something similar on treadmills for kids too big to be supported like that in rehab centers. It keeps their leg muscles strong for the possibility of walking and prevents contractures. http://youtu.be/KGelw6gWPxY
Since I’m not thinking straight, I respond like…
I have one evidence based speech on surgical site infections (nervous) and I graduate! I’m totally taking a year off before DNP school. I can’t believe I survived this.
I promise that I’ll come back after I graduate. Plus I’m moving across the country and have to get a new license there.
I’m so busy.
Today is our first tornado day since last year’s horror show.