Text 16 Apr 134 notes The ability you have as an RN to be a “Debbie Downer” at any moment.

mydaywasworsethanyours:

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Oh you’re going on a bike ride? Where’s your helmet? Do you know how many patients I’ve taken care of who didn’t think they needed a helmet?

You forgot to flush…and your urine’s pretty concentrated. Are you drinking enough water?

Oh it’s Christmas Eve? Its the perfect time for us all to complete our advanced directives!

You wanna get a mani/pedi? I’ll pass, but feel free to go pick up a few infections!

Whomp whomp.

I’m a pediatric hospice nurse and I endorse the Debbie Downer message.

Photo 16 Apr 76,468 notes mydrunkkitchen:

mydrunkkitchen:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!


****ACTUALLY INVENTED BY THIS LADY!***
Still wonderful though!
 http://www.people.com/people/article/0„20805230,00.html

We do something similar on treadmills for kids too big to be supported like that in rehab centers.  It keeps their leg muscles strong for the possibility of walking and prevents contractures.  http://youtu.be/KGelw6gWPxY 

mydrunkkitchen:

mydrunkkitchen:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

****ACTUALLY INVENTED BY THIS LADY!***

Still wonderful though!

 http://www.people.com/people/article/0„20805230,00.html

We do something similar on treadmills for kids too big to be supported like that in rehab centers.  It keeps their leg muscles strong for the possibility of walking and prevents contractures.  http://youtu.be/KGelw6gWPxY 

Text 16 Apr 48 notes When a patient asks if this is the first time I’ve done a procedure because I seem nervous

sassystudentnurse:

Since I’m not thinking straight, I respond like…

I have one evidence based speech on surgical site infections (nervous) and I graduate! I’m totally taking a year off before DNP school. I can’t believe I survived this.

Photo 14 Apr 3 notes I promise that I’ll come back after I graduate.  Plus I’m moving across the country and have to get a new license there.
I’m so busy.

I promise that I’ll come back after I graduate.  Plus I’m moving across the country and have to get a new license there.

I’m so busy.

Text 2 Apr 184 notes What you say to your coworker when you are nine hours into your shift and haven’t eaten yet
Video 2 Apr 7,325 notes

Today is our first tornado day since last year’s horror show.

(Source: hysteria)

Photo 27 Mar 581,154 notes baconbroderick:

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baconbroderick:

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Link 27 Mar 1 note Does Beaver Tush Flavor Your Strawberry Shortcake? We Go Myth Busting»

I figured it was bullshit.  Beavers are not farm subsidized.  You have to trap or hunt those suckers and I bet they produce very little berry flavoring each.  

Besides, beaver glands are probably healthier than most of the corn syrup based cuisine we eat.  Organ meats are nutrient dense.

Photo 26 Mar 995 notes theyuniversity:

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Capstone Schmapstone

theyuniversity:

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Capstone Schmapstone

Text 26 Mar 93,702 notes

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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